I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
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I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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