He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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