paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
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I've blown a few things in my day
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I didn't notice because vodka
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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