So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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