bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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