sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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