just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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