shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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