I love black thongs
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
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I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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