the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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