they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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