You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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