I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
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