i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
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Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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