why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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