So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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