Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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