he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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