I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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