He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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