i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
My dad is sitting where you rode me
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Randomize
