I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
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All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Never underestimate the power of titties
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