if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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