The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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