i barfeds in our rink
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I need to calm my uterus...
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
