don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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