Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
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Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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