What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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