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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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