You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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