Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
