I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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