Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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