I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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