i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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