So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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