and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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