I'm gonna have a badass scar
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
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