I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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