I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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