3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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