redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
