Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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