you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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