I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
honey bunches of taint.
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I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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