Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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