it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
high people should be assigned attendants
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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