when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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