Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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