There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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