Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I want her autograph on my taint
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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