Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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