Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
