You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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