Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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